Four guys embarked on a car journey from Piscataway to Parsippany. The month was December and it was very cold. With the heater on and the music system shouting, the four guys started barking to the tune of the music...
Suddenly they stopped barking. Disgust filled their face. And they shouted in one voice: "Who farted?" First they tried to tolerate the smell. When they found it impossible to bear the dingy smell, they tried to open the window. But the chill wind did not let them keep it open. They shut the window.
To their luck, they saw a gas station and drove in. All four got out from the car; let the window half open for the fart to dissipate into the chill air...
After a while they started their journey again. With the heater on and the music system shouting, the four guys started barking to the tune of the music...
Suddenly they stopped barking. Someone farted... Again!
"Not again!" shouted all four. They drove in to the rest place. All got out and let the fart dissipate into the environment. They huddled in the rest place and asked a question: "Who did it?"
No one responded.
They pleaded to each other to stop ‘it’. That this was the farter’s chance to let ‘it’ go. Toilets are abundant. But none got no response.
With the hope of no-fart troubling them again, all four started their journey. A few miles passed. There was no sign of fart. All four got a bit easy. They let themselves and the music system loose. And started barking again. That is when someone farted... Again!
All four went mad. All started accusing each other. With heated exchanges on, they drove into another rest place. All stepped out from the car and headed to four toilets. They had decided: No matter who is the culprit; all four will go and relive themselves.
10 mnts passed. All four were back in their car ready to continue their journey. With a grin they switched on the music system; barked with it and turned on the ignition. This time; during this stretch of their journey.... Nobody farted!
Suddenly they stopped barking. Disgust filled their face. And they shouted in one voice: "Who farted?" First they tried to tolerate the smell. When they found it impossible to bear the dingy smell, they tried to open the window. But the chill wind did not let them keep it open. They shut the window.
To their luck, they saw a gas station and drove in. All four got out from the car; let the window half open for the fart to dissipate into the chill air...
After a while they started their journey again. With the heater on and the music system shouting, the four guys started barking to the tune of the music...
Suddenly they stopped barking. Someone farted... Again!
"Not again!" shouted all four. They drove in to the rest place. All got out and let the fart dissipate into the environment. They huddled in the rest place and asked a question: "Who did it?"
No one responded.
They pleaded to each other to stop ‘it’. That this was the farter’s chance to let ‘it’ go. Toilets are abundant. But none got no response.
With the hope of no-fart troubling them again, all four started their journey. A few miles passed. There was no sign of fart. All four got a bit easy. They let themselves and the music system loose. And started barking again. That is when someone farted... Again!
All four went mad. All started accusing each other. With heated exchanges on, they drove into another rest place. All stepped out from the car and headed to four toilets. They had decided: No matter who is the culprit; all four will go and relive themselves.
10 mnts passed. All four were back in their car ready to continue their journey. With a grin they switched on the music system; barked with it and turned on the ignition. This time; during this stretch of their journey.... Nobody farted!
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